Oh, guys, admit it. You've all had to have that "discussion" with the little lady about what movie to go see, and while she wants something with tea and crumpets in it - worthy as it might be, mind you - what YOU really want is the BOOM! You want the rockin' action! You want the screamin' soundtrack with the wailing music! You want the ultimate fight scenes! You want the car chases that make you nearly spew popcorn from various bodily orifices! You want body count! You want carnage! You want wreckage! You want CLEAVAGE! YOU want no way out so the hero shoots through the wall and slides off the third floor into the dumpster below. SCREW PC RULES, YOU WANT MORE BULLETS!!!

ADMIT IT!! YOU ARE AN ACTION FREAK! Sci-Fi, Kung-Fu, Horror, you want it all.

And I am just the babe to give it to you.

'Cause I want that stuff too - and more of it all the time! Twisted, freaky, little seen, trashed at the box office - I don't give a flying frak - if it gets me going, I'm gonna give it to you! If it's TV, Movies, DVDs, books, Graphic Novels, or a random friggin CD I am listening to, you guys have got the best gal advocate on your side.

Remember a couple of years ago, there was that wonderful vampy chick, Elvira? Okay, think along those lines, like I graduated at her knee, except my hair is real, really that long, and I don't need the steel bra. And while Elvira was pure camp - I'm pure adrenaline. With some geek thrown in for good measure. And I like red, although I look FABULOUS in black.

I'm the real-deal fright-fest Alexia O'Neil, and I am a babe with Curves and Nerves. No more of this, oh, I'm so helpless, here let me fall down in this very important chase scene where the guy with the hatchet is right after me...KILL HER. She DESERVES to die. Fuckin' moron. If you can't do it in heels kick the frakkin shoes off. Is it just me or...whatever - different rant.

Sarah Connor - Babe who fought viciously - LOVED IT! Sigourney Weaver - what can you say...We need women with CURVES and NERVES - we've got to let the studios know that sexy is muscles but it doesn't mean androgynous. (No offense ladies.) Okay, secret revealed and it may kill my credibility right away but here goes - LOVED Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The TV Series. Little white girl kicking ass while not disturbing her lip gloss? How cool can you get? Women with SEX appeal - like Angela Basset in  "Strange Days"? Woman smacked some ass and still looked serious in a dress.

Enough of my personal soapbox - you'll run into it enough.

I just wanted to introduce myself. I'm the Goddess (that's two DDs) who will review some stuff for you and wants to hear back from you on what you want to see me review, or if you think I am full of crap. I'm a big girl *grins* - amended, WOMAN. And I can't wait to bring you boys - and girls, 'cause there are those out there like me, and more all the time - all the action you can handle....

PS - Don't ask me to review stuff like "Wild Frat Babes" or "Extreme Gone Wild" cause I will just piss on your head. I have another job where I review that type of stuff FOR MONEY. So get bent, or send me a free copy and I MIGHT review it there...